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Wednesday, 7 January 2009 1:47 pm

Programmers excuses

Tuesday, 5 September 2006  

Recently, I stumbled on this amusing list of things developers have said, when their software doesn’t quite work as intended:

  1. I thought I fixed that.
  2. Why do you want to do it that way?
  3. Where were you when the program blew up?
  4. Did you check for a virus?
  5. Somebody must have changed my code.
  6. It works, but it hasn’t been tested.
  7. You must have the wrong version.
  8. It worked yesterday.
  9. It’s never done that before.
  10. That’s weird.

I’m personally guilty of (1), (6) and (7) on the odd occasion with my own code. Looking at someone else’s code, I’ve often been heard to mutter (10) on a regular basis.

What about you?

Posted in Development, Programming, Software by Ivan
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